There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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