He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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