I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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