If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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