Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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