What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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