Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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