somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the day after is always just damage control
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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