it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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