I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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