He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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