somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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