if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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