People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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