we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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