At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he shaved USA in his pubs
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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