kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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