..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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