glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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