Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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