I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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