that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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