Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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