somebody snuck up and got me drunk
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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