it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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