And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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