Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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