I'm lost and stupid without you.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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