PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
