I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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