She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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