I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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