Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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