someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Vodka?
Forever.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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