you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
then he tried to convert me to islam
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
