I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
