Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Im part way to drunk.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
