So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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