what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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