You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
