I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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