Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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