eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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