Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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