btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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