I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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