There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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