I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
