I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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