He is an equal opportunity slut.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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