school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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