Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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