Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I think people are normalizing furries
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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