i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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