like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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