Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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