never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
