hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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